{"product_id":"this-is-my-costume","title":"This Is My Costume","description":"\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"975\" data-end=\"1082\"\u003eThis Is My Costume Tee – Nailed It. Didn’t Even Try.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"975\" data-end=\"1082\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"975\" data-end=\"1082\"\u003eNo makeup. No mask. No elaborate costume. Just confidence and absolutely zero effort.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"975\" data-end=\"1082\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"975\" data-end=\"1082\"\u003eThe This Is My Costume tee is for the Halloween minimalist who refuses to spend hours putting together a costume—or simply forgot Halloween was happening until the last minute. It’s the perfect excuse for showing up to the party dressed exactly how you wanted: comfortably.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"975\" data-end=\"1082\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"975\" data-end=\"1082\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"975\" data-end=\"1082\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"975\" data-end=\"1082\"\u003eSuper soft, no-effort-required kind of cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"975\" data-end=\"1082\"\u003eUnisex fit perfect for people who consider sweatpants a formal outfit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"975\" data-end=\"1082\"\u003eSimple, hilarious design that does all the talking for you\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"975\" data-end=\"1082\"\u003ePerfect for Halloween parties, trick-or-treating, haunted houses, office Halloween events, or anyone who thinks dressing up is overrated\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"975\" data-end=\"1082\"\u003eWarning: May be mistaken for an actual costume by people who take Halloween way too seriously. 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