Zero Days Sober Sweat Shirt – For the Legends Who Never Clock Out
Why lie? Some heroes don't wear capes—they wear this sweat shirt. Whether it's bottomless brunch, Tuesday happy hour, or just another day in paradise, the Zero Days Sober tee lets the world know you're committed to the cause (of good times and bad decisions).
Printed on super-soft cotton and available in sizes that fit all kinds of party legends, this sweat shirt is your new go-to for bar crawls, bachelor parties, music festivals, or just surviving family reunions.
Highlights:
Soft AF fabric for maximum comfort (and regret)
Classic fit, built for raising glasses and eyebrows
Great conversation starter or excuse maker
Wear it responsibly. Or don’t. We won’t judge.
As we make each sweat shirt individually just for you, when you order it, please allow 2-7 business days for us to make and ship it to you (or the Drink Enthusiast in your life).
